Merry grimas to all!
Once upon a frosty winter’s night, deep in the snowy pines, there emerged a curious figure unlike any the holiday season had ever seen. Merry Grimas wasn’t your average bringer of cheer. With a single, unblinking eye and a Santa suit he definitely didn’t ask for, Grimas had a knack for making his presence… memorable.
Legend has it that Merry Grimas appears every December to ensure the holidays go just right. Not out of goodwill or joy, but to make sure people are chill during the holidays. Late gift wrappers? Grimas is watching. Overcooked cookies? Grimas is judging. Merry Grimas is the self-appointed “Holiday Quality Control,” pouting his way through festivities, determined to restore balance in a grumpy, one-eyed way.
Despite the grouchy exterior, Merry Grimas has a secret soft spot. It’s said that if you leave out a slice of cinnamon apple pie, you just might get a perfectly wrapped concentrate — no bows, though, because “bows are too much effort.”
Don’t forget to try all the holidays flavors including: Candy cane, gingerbread, Mint Chocolate Chip, Cinnamon Apple Pie and many more! 🎁
FIND GRIMAS.
FIND YOUR high.
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